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Miami’s football program in trouble; sour news yet to reach Sapp or Irvin


According to the vicious, fact-seeking hounds at Yahoo Sports, some douche named Nevin Shapiro*, who shamefully sported an unforgivable Caesar cut back in 2003 and is naturally in jail for a Ponzi scheme, has chirped about the University of Miami football program in an unfavorable manner that Carmelo Anthony would frown upon with great disappointment.  As a result, major trouble looms for the otherwise lovable 'Canes.  In the coming days, Yahoo's college football sniper, Charles Robinson, will unleash a waterfall of shame more pungent than anything ever released in a South Beach champagne room, so stay tuned.

What we've found ourselves most thankful for out of this mess, so far at least, is the discovery of the above GIF featuring The U's Michael Irvin and Warren Sapp.  It is by far the greatest thing we have ever seen, as we were previously unaware of its glorious existence.  Based on their jovial expressions, we're guessing the duo remains unaware of the allegations facing Miami.

*Nevin Shapiro also once attended a party dressed as the character "Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman" from the movie "Malibu's Most Wanted." He voluntarily offered this information.  Seriously.

[GIF via TheBigLead]


  1. Paolo X

    August 17, 2011 at 6:29 am

    It was telling last night on Sports Center, only after about 15 minutes of fuckin’ baseball highlights as usual, that ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt did a responsible and fine interview with Charles Robinson of Yahoo! Sports and gave him also proper respect. ESPN has come around finally to acknowledging others in the trade as professionals, including the blogs, instead even only two years ago basically just showing its typically smug self a la fuckin’ douchebag jackasses still working there like Cowherd, Tirico, Hoge, Scott, Kolber, and Nichols.

    Now the 30 for 30 Documentary that ESPN pushed all last season about “The U” about also the first wave of scandal under Luther Campbell and others in the 1990s will be increasingly obsolete as will all that throwbackin’ of former players like those above.

    Rumoured other nicknames used for those hotel reservations by Mr. Shapiro:

    Jewish Caesar
    Don Cane
    Dr. Ira U aka Dr. U
    Iggy Shorty aka Jiggy-Iggy
    Rich Asswipe

  2. Wild Pitch Sports

    August 17, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    The Hurricanes are in some pretty deep shit, no doubt about it. That GIF is money in the bank! Epic!

  3. tamtam

    August 25, 2011 at 3:08 am

    That GIF is epically awesome

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