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Peyton Hillis unveils rare forearm acne wounds

Hillis Acne

Most of us have heard of or witnessed a vicious case of back acne, aptly known by some as 'bacne', but we applaud modern day caveman Peyton Hillis for recently unveiling the previously unseen 'forearm acne scars'.  There are also reports circulating — vicious rumors perhaps — that Hillis may have felt immense pressure to work on his forearms when it got back to the Gronkowski brothers that an attempted power wedgie of John Clayton, who was inside a Honda Civic at the time, went tragically unfulfilled.

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