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Suddenly, Bill Belichick’s mind drifts away from football
- Updated: August 16, 2011
By drifting, of course, we're referring to how the top portion of the two tackling dummies remind Belichick of the nips attached to his cougar girlfriend's infamously large rack.
If this were any other coach, like the inept Gary Kubiak for instance, we probably would have said his mind was wandering off into a memorable dong sandwich. But remember, this is The Bill. The Bill hearts poon like Tom Brady hearts hair.