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Suddenly, Bill Belichick’s mind drifts away from football

Belichick sees boobs... they're everywhere
By drifting, of course, we're referring to how the top portion of the two tackling dummies remind Belichick of the nips attached to his cougar girlfriend's infamously large rack

If this were any other coach, like the inept Gary Kubiak for instance, we probably would have said his mind was wandering off into a memorable dong sandwich.  But remember, this is The Bill.  The Bill hearts poon like Tom Brady hearts hair.

One Comment

  1. Paolo X

    August 16, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    Other Possible Captions (in Belichick’s voice):

    “I think I’ll have her do the splits again tonight.”

    “Yes, mm, supple.”

    “Haynesworth — what the fuck.”

    “Damn I’m the shit here and it feels good.”

    “Cheer sticks — why didn’t I think of that?”

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