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Mets “admit” Johan Santana won’t pitch this season

Santana out for season

This is without question the most spellbinding headline of the day.  With approximately 13 days left in the season, such blistering news tends to hit sports fans like a runaway Madden Cruiser.  Listed below are some other equally stunning admissions making tasty waves in Flushing, Queens this afternoon.  Gotta tip your cap to the Mets for coming clean:

— Mets admit there are only 12 games left

— Mets admit it is 65 degrees in Mahattan today

— Mets admit they will not have a winning record this year

— Mets admit Rico Brogna may never become next Keith Hernandez

— Mets admit trade for Pujols by end of season unlikely

— Mets admit they sunbathe in the nude

— Mets admit Kevin Appier will not return to starting rotation

— Mets admit they've been getting their baseball advice from Kramer's caddy, Stan
    [And yes, Fred Wilpon tried on the bra]

[via NY Post]

One Comment

  1. jj

    September 21, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    one more….ike davis will be cleared to start taking ground balls in 2013 !!!

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