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Michigan-Alaskan Pipeline

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Nearly a week after it was revealed that Glen Rice allegedly went intercontinental with former vice presidential candidate and media hag Sarah Palin, The Sports Hernia blew the doors off other pairings between the two states. Interestingly enough, University of Michigan basketball players have had a history of romantic encounters with prominent Alaskans:  Dugan Fife and Jewel dated on and off for several years, much to his father's dismay, Tim Hardaway Jr. has been linked to Trajan Langdon, and the late Robert "Tractor" Trailer once banged a polar bear.

Finally, here is actual video of a Wolverine tussling with an Alaskan (SFW).

9 Comments

  1. Paolo X

    September 19, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    Rice obviously did her at least in part for her voice back in those days as they wanted to commemorate also the tournament’s namesake prior to his departure:
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/post/report-glen-rice-sarah-palin-had-a-one-night-stand-in-87/2011/09/14/gIQArDZpRK_blog.html

    Check out the clip thanks to Deadspin by which Palin beats the likes of Linda Cohn and Cindy Brunson on highlight delivery though.

    Wow the longer we go in time, the more the 80’s big hair looks worse than even some of that 70’s hair.

    Hair care products and hygiene sure have come a long way I guess.

  2. tamtam

    September 21, 2011 at 3:54 am

    That’s actually a fairly modern-looking hairdo. Just add some highlights, and poof-it’ll be back in style in no time!

  3. kiiimiko

    September 23, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    Damn Paolo! I knew you were gay but I didn’t realize you were THAT gay.

  4. tamtam

    September 24, 2011 at 2:36 am

    LOL

  5. Paolo X

    September 24, 2011 at 11:23 am

    You coming off another bad high hard one again Kiiimiko?

    You have not said anything on here for awhile, and you don’t offer anything of substance anyway, so that’s my best guess.

    More power to you faggot and go take another one for all I care.

  6. kiiimiko

    September 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    Thanks for remembering the 3 I’s in my name <33

  7. tamtam

    September 26, 2011 at 1:24 am

    Uh, Paolo, you know Kiiimiko is a woman, right?

  8. Paolo X

    September 26, 2011 at 8:25 am

    No I do not so then she’s probably a lesbo, so up hers again with some foreign object all the same lol.

  9. Paolo X

    September 26, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    But wait, today there’s more!

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/09/14/benzinga1917811.DTL#ixzz1Z4yicUg0

    And correction Hernia, she went intracontinental not intercontinental. Apologise to all Alaskans and fellow countrymen please.

    Cue the lines, “she worked the paint,” “she laid some heavy pipe,” “made the deadliest catch,” “mounted some fjords,” et cetera …

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