Sports Hernia Blog

Report: Red Sox target Wookie for possible ‘play in’ game


Despite reports that the Boston Red Sox will not trade for a starter in time for a potential 'play in' game tomorrow, the Hernia Mole has learned that they are targeting a Wookie named Lumpawarrump.  Lumpawarrump is a favorite of Bill James for having a formidable BABIP in the Golf Coast league.

General Manager Theo Epstein was unavailable for comment, but was spotted leaving a Cambridge area costume store with a fairly large shopping bag in hand.