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Stunner: Member of Cleveland Browns spotted in jorts

Joe Haden jorts
Browns cornerback Joe Haden wore the always timeless jorts for his highly anticipated ceremonial first pitch at The Jake last night, a tragic and almost criminal departure from fashion trendsetter and Cleveland icon, Bernie Kosar.  When the Browns eventually wake up from their fashion coma, perhaps wins will soon follow. 

*Apologies for our prolonged absence, but a tropical getaway with Rona Gonzales was difficult to pass up*

4 Comments

  1. Paolo X

    September 7, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    All he’s missing is a flat-top and we’d have half the leading men of the overdue “House Party 2 — The Return Of Kid ‘n’ Play.”

    Geez at least try to look like you are out of college making it bigger as a professional Joe.

  2. Your Mom

    September 12, 2011 at 12:37 am

    Look, as any Gator fan knows, jorts are a tradition. http://vmedia.rivals.com/UserMedia/FanPagesPhoto/Gallery/166/O63466.jpg

  3. Paolo X

    September 12, 2011 at 8:38 am

    What the heck!? LOL Great catch …man if that does not want to make you now cheer against those guys now I don’t know what does. Leak is sucking it up in the CFL and never will do anything as a QB again. Tebow …we’ll wait but wow. How can you even try to appear tough wearing jorts let alone birkenstocks and mismatched socks? “Epic fail.”

  4. tamtam

    September 14, 2011 at 3:39 am

    Is that Tim Tebow on the right?

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