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Brewers bounced; fans suddenly realize they still live in Milwaukee
- Updated: October 17, 2011
Following last night's embarrassing loss to the St. Louis Cardinals, depression in Milwaukee is reportedly higher than usual today, and it's usually pretty damn high. While we would love to offer some thoughtful words of comfort, we find ourselves at an equally depressing loss of words.
Uh, is it sausage picking season yet? If not, there's always that 10-month winter to look forward to. Now see how easy that was? Glass half-full is always the best medicine… especially if you dip a sausage in it.
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