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James Harden’s beard expected to be connected to pubes some time soon

James Hardens beard
Not shown in this photo are Harden's pubes exploding out of the top of his shorts.  The Hernia mole, who happened to be stationed in Oklahoma City this week, filed an official report that went as follows: "Imagine really hefty tree roots, but with hair.  Now, puke."

[Via Yahoo via Brett Deering/Getty Images]

One Comment

  1. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    October 26, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    Reminds me of the guy from “Life of Brian” who lives in the hole and has taken the vow of silence. James looks like he has his lips shut tight and everything.

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