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Brady Quinn ultimate boyfriend

Yes, the following sentence actually exists on

"People can question Brady Quinn's effort as a quarterback all they want.  As a boyfriend, though, there's no denying his commitment."

To give a little background, they're referring to Quinn flying to be by his girlfriend's side (she was having surgery) following the Broncos-Chargers game this past Sunday. 

First of all, his girlfriend is renowned gymnast Alicia Sacramone, whose ass is firmer than most Quarters-playing surfaces, so let's not act like he flew to Northern Honduras to feed the poor. 

Secondly, it's the NFL-dot-freaking-com.  If a headline like this one is ever under consideration again, we implore the site's editor to do the right thing by forgoing the publishing of such an article and instead carving "BEST EDITOR EVER" into their tongue with an exact-o knife.

[via @_BW]


  1. Paolo X

    October 12, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    Good catch Hernia. You missed the sole crack shot though of Stephanie Gilmore — whoever that is. 🙂

    Ah the NFL is trying to cater to the growing number of female fans again here I think, which is not an issue until they get all lame-ass like this too.

    There should be no fuckin’ ninnies in our sport like there is too often at work and everywhere else any more. This includes even the overly perky of the cheerleaders.

  2. Sports Towels

    October 14, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    There is nothing wrong with going to be with someone you care about, especially when surgery is involved. But reporting it? LAME

  3. Sports-Glory

    October 21, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    When I first saw the headline I thought they meant Quinn has been a good boy friend to Tebow. I thought, well I guess thats cool he supports his competition.

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