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Fifty-three seconds of The Simpsons deftly illustrates why Paterno should be out today
- Updated: November 9, 2011
Penn State has three football games remaining on their schedule not counting the Pedialyte Bowl they're destined to be invited to. Two of the aforementioned three games are on the road, and it's not pretty: back-to-back games on November 19th and November 26th taking place at Ohio State and at Wisconsin.
If Joe Paterno and that dipshit ginger assistant of his, Mike McQueary, patrol the sidelines or go anywhere near the field at any point during either of those games it will prove to be uglier than Greg Ostertag.
We. Are. They. Are. Screwed.
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