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Ndamukong Suh suspended 2 games for looking like “bitter beer faced turtle”


Did you know?  When Ndamukong Suh inhales, thousands of innocent ants fly up his nose like a violent tornado.  To make matters worse, the uneasy defensive tackle then sends the aforementioned ants out of his nostrils via farmer's blow and proceeds to stomp on them with unreasonable disgust.


  1. thatssotaguchi

    November 29, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    I find his disgust reasonable, as they did unwillingly invade his cavernous nasal cavity.

  2. FootjobScott

    November 29, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Looks like Ndamukong just caught a whiff of some old Jerry Jones 1970s road beef.

  3. Paolo X

    December 2, 2011 at 6:48 pm

    These guys are right. I agree — give him a break.

    For all we know from this photo, he might have smelled Lebron James’ deadly farts before did Dwyane Wade.

    They don’t call it next day air in that game for nothing you know.

    Lebron is no Mailman of course, but obviously he does deliver and it’s up to the defense to sniff that out when they can do so.

  4. Paolo X

    December 6, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    Why after suspension did he go out to Oregon to wreck a car?

    And why to Oregon in December for that matter?

    I wish it were a Chrysler 300 too after seeing that damn ad all the time during the games.

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