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Stoned Penn State student still trying to figure out who Joe Paterno is
- Updated: November 10, 2011
No, not the guy front and center. That endlessly eloquent fellow falls under the category of tremendously stupid. We're talking about the dude to the right, the one who has no idea what's going on. God bless him. We love this dude like a puppy for walking into our lives.
It is our hope that one day everyone in society becomes this visibly detached.
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