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Stoned Penn State student still trying to figure out who Joe Paterno is

Stoned Penn State student

No, not the guy front and center.  That endlessly eloquent fellow falls under the category of tremendously stupid.  We're talking about the dude to the right, the one who has no idea what's going on.  God bless him.  We love this dude like a puppy for walking into our lives. 

It is our hope that one day everyone in society becomes this visibly detached.


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  1. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    November 14, 2011 at 1:56 am

    Dude…I know you took my weed off my dresser last night. Just fess up. You are such a dick, bro.

  2. Abraham Orr

    November 15, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    But he had that look on his face the whole time of “but I’ve got something really, really important to say! Oh, wait, I forgot.” Like rioting is going to make anything better.
    I recommend going to a game. I’ve got Belk Bowl tickets from, and I’m excited about it. The last time I checked, the Mountaineers didn’t have any (big) skeletons in their closet.

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