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Artem Anisimov “shoots” Mathieu Garon, wins Hernia Immunity for 6 weeks

Who in the hairy hell is Artem Anisimov, one might ask?  Who cares.  This is the celebration of the year, and it's not close.  So even though the only hockey we talk about is how many skinny guys and how many Fat Mario's make for the most effective lineup in Nintendo Ice Hockey, Anisimov is still awarded Hernia Immunity because that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Additionally, according to the Hernia mole, Tom Selleck strongly believes Anisimov probably should have fired that gun a few more times.

[Via TheBigLead]

One Comment

  1. Paolo X

    December 14, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    Apparently both teams were still fuming, after their votes in dissent, that NHL re-alignment was not shot down (tuba sounds). We should have known of course that all hell would break loose.

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