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Rogue golf cart finally gets revenge after four years without a tune-up
- Updated: December 19, 2011
We're pleased to report that despite the bitter golf cart's aggressive quest to hit the most people possible, there were only minor injuries reported here, so an entire nation can finally start cackling like spastic lunatics, if they weren't already.
We absolutely heart the guy who bravely hops in, steers it for a bit, and then just falls out. He hopped in as though there were already 16 people in the golf cart. Did he not notice there were actually two open seats up front? Plenty of room.
Perhaps the pressure got to him, but nonetheless we applaud him for taking over the wheel, driving it for 2.3 seconds, and not hitting the brake so as to allow the cart to keep on huntin'. The bold fellow sure gave it everything he had, which was very little. His exit, however, was not unlike a professional stuntman, so there's that.
Additional video below gives a birds-eye view of the cart initially taking off from the endzone, followed by some poor soul with less than adequate speed and apparently no vocal cords to warn everyone in the determined cart's path. It's delicious. Enjoy.
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