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Rogue golf cart finally gets revenge after four years without a tune-up

We're pleased to report that despite the bitter golf cart's aggressive quest to hit the most people possible, there were only minor injuries reported here, so an entire nation can finally start cackling like spastic lunatics, if they weren't already.

We absolutely heart the guy who bravely hops in, steers it for a bit, and then just falls out.  He hopped in as though there were already 16 people in the golf cart.  Did he not notice there were actually two open seats up front?  Plenty of room. 

Perhaps the pressure got to him, but nonetheless we applaud him for taking over the wheel, driving it for 2.3 seconds, and not hitting the brake so as to allow the cart to keep on huntin'.  The bold fellow sure gave it everything he had, which was very little.  His exit, however, was not unlike a professional stuntman, so there's that.  

Additional video below gives a birds-eye view of the cart initially taking off from the endzone, followed by some poor soul with less than adequate speed and apparently no vocal cords to warn everyone in the determined cart's path.  It's delicious.  Enjoy.

[Via TheBigLead]


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  1. Paolo X

    December 19, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    I feel bad for those folks of course who ultimately were the victims of incompetence, so certainly I hope they would recover for the holidays.

    Anyway, two thoughts:

    I never thought in my life I would see what human pin bowling looks like. It was an accident that happened, and that’s the only spectacle in the matter and oh well. People pay far more to watch a guy once in awhile crash and burn in a car, so at least it’s not that bad.

    Or was it REALLY an accident? Who are the real victims here?

    When we examine more closely the actual drivers of the cart near the gas pedal, you see, we can witness the exhibition of outcry from decades of prolonged oppression of the pylons and their burning desire to exact rightful revenge on their evil gridiron tormentors.

    (On second thought, ah, I don’t think so.)

  2. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    December 21, 2011 at 2:55 am

    George Takei seemingly did color commentary for this game… right at :20 mark “OH MY!”

  3. Bill Maher Tickets

    December 21, 2011 at 6:35 am

    You have nice thinking. I appreciate you.I hope u will be fine in a few hours.
    God bless you.

  4. tamtam

    December 23, 2011 at 9:42 pm


  5. tamtam

    December 23, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    Ooh, ow!!

    But at the same time, ROFL XD

  6. kiiimiko

    December 28, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    Future bowling champ???

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