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- Updated: January 17, 2012
– Doesn't think the weeping male Giants fan from a couple years ago is a pathetic jackass
– Obviously parties with this guy
– Was the child model for the Dutch Boy paint brand
– Has downed a lot of Glogg in his day
– Started and manages his own Facebook 'Fan' page
– Tells chicks he is Fabio's second cousin
– Calls Fireman Ed a 'fame whore'
– Is still pissed at Mr. Hand for confiscating his double cheese and sausage pizza
– Was 'stoned as fuck' when had the third plate down made
– Played the role of Will Farrell playing the role of a figure skater in "Blades of Glory"