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License Plate Guy Douche
Little known facts about the Giants License Plate Guy:

– Doesn't think the weeping male Giants fan from a couple years ago is a pathetic jackass

– Obviously parties with this guy

– Was the child model for the Dutch Boy paint brand

– Has downed a lot of Glogg in his day

– Started and manages his own Facebook 'Fan' page

– Tells chicks he is Fabio's second cousin

– Calls Fireman Ed a 'fame whore'

– Is still pissed at Mr. Hand for confiscating his double cheese and sausage pizza

– Was 'stoned as fuck' when had the third plate down made

– Played the role of Will Farrell playing the role of a figure skater in "Blades of Glory"



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  1. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    January 19, 2012 at 7:22 am

    Is wearing a second pair of Giants gloves underneath the ones shown

  2. Big E

    January 19, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    “Was ‘stoned as fuck’ when had the third plate down made”…obviously this refers to SB XXI, won by the Giants, and SB XXV, won by the Giants. And if you add them together, 21 + 25 = 46. Guess which Super Bowl is being played this year? 46.

  3. Paolo X

    January 19, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    “Obviously?” This is genius. Giants fan or insider too there? Maybe we have a ringer here now.

  4. Paolo X

    January 21, 2012 at 6:52 am

    Check it out — the NFL is telling us how to cheer now? Oh yes we are to be just paying robots and sit in our seats and cheer positively. No negative cheering?

    “NFL Fan Code of Conduct: no foul or abusive language or obscene gestures and no verbal or physical abuse of opposing team fans.”

    Okay physical abuse is uncalled for, but the rest is fair game if you have been anywhere like especially Philadelphia.

    Man I would hope the entirety of Candlestick Park flips the bird at the same time if confronted with that line over the public address system. And I hope if Goodell is behind this that that they boo his ass again like they did at the NFL Draft too.

    How’s this NFL! FUCK THE GIANTS AND FUCK THE JETS AND FUCK ESPN! GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU NORTHEASTERN CIRCLE-JERKS! And for the “Code of Conduct” for all the verbal censorship, well Mr. Goodell we pay for those seats and space so go fuck yourself too!

    Have at it to exercise your freedom of speech when others try to tell you what to do and what not to do when you are otherwise not breaking the law.

  5. Rivethead

    January 21, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    Sports fanaticism. Yeah, that doesn’t seem brainless, douchey, or like a huge waste of money and time at all.

  6. tamtam

    January 28, 2012 at 12:53 am


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