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Los Angeles Rejoices

Posh Becks Assholes

Los Angeles salons, asshole waxers, high-end tattoo parlors and Elfish-to-English translators breathed a collective sigh of relief Thursday after David Beckham agreed to remain with the Galaxy for another two years.

As previously predicted by The Sports Hernia, the Beckhams have certainly made their mark on L.A., helping certain specialized businesses thrive in this downtrodden economy since their arrival more than four years ago.  The one drawback has been the drain on the city?s power grid due to the tremendous wattage required to power the Posh-inspired "Scorched on Mars" setting at countless tanning salons throughout the area.

Posh and David are expected to celebrate their unabashed L.A. happiness by bleaching their anuses.  Again.

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2 Comments

  1. Paolo X

    January 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Wow great review once again. You think they just did it at the salon?

    And Becks what the heck? That’s the first time probably many of us have ever seen a sweater robe, and I hope it is the last time too. It might be worse than the puffy pirate shirt or zubas.

    Take that bizarre fashion statement plus the mention of elves plus bleach and all that wax at the salons, and I think this report is chronic whitewash and too white.

    Somebody help us out please.

  2. tamtam

    January 28, 2012 at 12:58 am

    Fashion facepalm

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