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Los Angeles Rejoices
- Updated: January 21, 2012
Los Angeles salons, asshole waxers, high-end tattoo parlors and Elfish-to-English translators breathed a collective sigh of relief Thursday after David Beckham agreed to remain with the Galaxy for another two years.
As previously predicted by The Sports Hernia, the Beckhams have certainly made their mark on L.A., helping certain specialized businesses thrive in this downtrodden economy since their arrival more than four years ago. The one drawback has been the drain on the city?s power grid due to the tremendous wattage required to power the Posh-inspired "Scorched on Mars" setting at countless tanning salons throughout the area.
Posh and David are expected to celebrate their unabashed L.A. happiness by bleaching their anuses. Again.