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Hernia Exclusive – Behind the Bulge: Sanchez-Kardashian rumor

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Rumors are swirling that Mark Sanchez is living up to his inevitable "Dirty" Sanchez nickname and is now dating Kim Kardashian.  She is of course denying it, but that is what fame whores and real whores do.  In this exclusive "Behind the Bulge" piece (obviously leaked by an internal Hernia mole) our newsroom was aflutter with questions and lewd declarations to go along with Bugles and Sierra Nevada Torpedo farts.  One such statement about the state of Kim's vagina left everyone visibly ill:

"It probably looks like that guy's face in Stand by Me after he finished the pie-eating contest." 

Enjoy your weekend!

 

3 Comments

  1. Paolo X

    February 11, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    It’s Mark Sanchez not Matt. The Wiki entry on that mystery Matt Sanchez is a whole other story and would make this even scarier. You better hit the Lysol hard and not just the Febreze for the newsroom this time, and it’s time to change up from the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

  2. Paolo X

    February 15, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    Damnit c’mon we are due for a podcast too.

    And in slow time, particularly with football withdrawal already with only the combine and the draft to give us a taste, please go back to more of the old stand-bys: hot chicks, often with hot butts, paint-chipping gas, and ESPN bashing.

  3. tamtam

    March 3, 2012 at 1:32 am

    Matches would be quite handy now, don’cha think Paolo?

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