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Sex-fueled puppy flagged for excessive humping

This seminal moment occurred on ESPN?s SportsNation this morning.  The official penalty was 15 yards for roughing the ass.  Next time it?ll be an ejection for the agressive little bastard.

According to our source, the victim of the hump reportedly sat out for four plays but couragoeusly returned to action after consuming three Snausages and a heaping bowl of water.

[via TheBigLead]

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