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Celtics center Greg Stiemsma … wait, who the hell is Greg Stiemsma?
- Updated: March 15, 2012
A full investigation is already underway, which is of course being headed up by none other than the Hernia Mole. Early findings have Stiemsma pegged as the next great Orc Apprentice to the Orc of all Orcs, Chris Kamn.
Meahile, somewhere in a sub-par basketball land far, far away, renowned Orc Kyle Singler seethes with the rage of a thousand volcanoes.
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