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Gronk the pitchman

Gronkowski Zubaz
After news came out yesterday that Dunkin Donuts had inked all-around fun guy Rob Gronkowski to a sponsorship deal, the Hernia reached out to its extensive network to uncover some secret details about the deal. We learned that Gronkowski will have a signature doughnut line – dubbed Spiking Gronknuts – but final decisions on the treats may not come for weeks since he is still knuckle deep in his own spring break tour.

Possible new Gronk-inspired Donut names:

  • Maple Frosted Meathead Donut
  • Red, White & Blue Steroid Sprinkled Donut
  • Glazed Fist Pump Fritter
  • Strawberry Silk Shirt Donut
  • Frankenstein Cruller
  • Powdered Porn Star Donut
  • The Choco-Gronk
  • Egg White Eclairs
  • Myoplex Munchkins
  • Flat-top Boston Creme
  • Protein Powdered Jelly Filled
  • Plain Glazed Wedgies


[Photo via Deadspin]