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Bernice tops our ‘Best Available’ list


If NFL teams are looking for someone to plug the run, set the end, and wreak general havoc on opposing offenses, we suggest they look no further than South Beach Tow's breakout star Bernice. We don't care if her 40 time sucks, and she couldn't even complete the shuttle run. She tears the door off of a '95 Nissan Sentra like it was the seal on a can of Pringles.

In another clip you can see Bernice take out the trash at 5:30 minute mark. Imagine what she would do to a punk-ass left tackle trying to protect a 'B*tch' like Tom Brady

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  1. The original SROD

    April 30, 2012 at 5:31 am

    One of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen on this here internet. Pound for pound, that lady has gotta be one of the strongest people on the planet.

  2. Paolo X

    April 30, 2012 at 8:36 am

    Fuck all things Miami. Oh wait, never mind, if you are in PA, NJ or NY and come to Florida, please do go there!

  3. Marv

    April 30, 2012 at 4:43 pm


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