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Rusty’s un-holy grail
- Updated: April 17, 2012
Our old pal Rusty Hardin was escorting his star client while holding his personal travel mug curiously far from his hip. That could only mean that Rusty's un-holy grail was filled with one of the following:
- Clemens' replacement urine
- Mrs. Clemens' testosterone
– Muppet Semen
- A baby Mogwai
- His urine-scented dentures
- A 1,000-year-old birth certificate that proves his real name is Oxidation Penis
- A mini yellow suit that his lookalike doll wears
- His morning skinny formaldehyde latte
– Radish and cantaloupe infused Scotch
– Nicotine drip smoothie
– Little Jimmy Hoffa
– Original VHS tape from his acting debut in Genesis "Land of Confusion" video
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