Rusty’s un-holy grail

Our old pal Rusty Hardin was escorting his star client while holding his personal travel mug curiously far from his hip. That could only mean that Rusty's un-holy grail was filled with one of the following: 

- Clemens' replacement urine

- Mrs. Clemens' testosterone

– Muppet Semen

- A baby Mogwai

- His urine-scented dentures 

- A 1,000-year-old birth certificate that proves his real name is Oxidation Penis

- A mini yellow suit that his lookalike doll wears 

- His morning skinny formaldehyde latte

– Radish and cantaloupe infused Scotch

– Nicotine drip smoothie

– Little Jimmy Hoffa

– Original VHS tape from his acting debut in Genesis "Land of Confusion" video

 

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