Rusty’s un-holy grail

Our old pal Rusty Hardin was escorting his star client while holding his personal travel mug curiously far from his hip. That could only mean that Rusty's un-holy grail was filled with one of the following: 

- Clemens' replacement urine

- Mrs. Clemens' testosterone

– Muppet Semen

- A baby Mogwai

- His urine-scented dentures 

- A 1,000-year-old birth certificate that proves his real name is Oxidation Penis

- A mini yellow suit that his lookalike doll wears 

- His morning skinny formaldehyde latte

– Radish and cantaloupe infused Scotch

– Nicotine drip smoothie

– Little Jimmy Hoffa

– Original VHS tape from his acting debut in Genesis "Land of Confusion" video

 

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4 Comments

1. 

   Paolo X

   April 17, 2012 at 10:16 pm

   Others …

   – Saliva from chewing and spitting out Levi Garrett or Red Man

   – Tartar-infused lemonade

   – Puree of creamed corn

   – Blended lemon meringue pie

   – Reduction of lemon Jello

   – Rusty’s Arnold Palmer aka a “Rusty Hardin:” Half Pledge Half Lemon Joy

   – Lemonhead pudding

   – Baby corn whiskey

   – Century 21 Energy Drink, Ultra Maize Flavor

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4. 

   tamtam

   May 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

   Actually, it’s one of the following items:

   -Morning smoothie consisting of grapefruit and creamed corn

   -Piss cup for when he can’t get out of court fast enough

   -Roger Clemens’ “missing” syringe

   -Clemens’ shrunken balls

   -Andy Pettite’s balls

   -Mouthwash consisting of hydrochloric acid (FEEL THE BURN!!!)

   -Virgin’s blood

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