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BREAKING: Skip Bayless turns into werewolf on live television

Skip bayless turns into werewold on espn first take
BRISTOL, CT — Notorious face contortionist, Skip Bayless, has let the cat out of the bag and finally turned into a werewolf on live television.  The somewhat startling, but mostly predictable transformation took place this morning on ESPN's wildly fresh and never redundant program, "First Take," leaving the always squirrely Jay Crawford scampering for his imaginary notes and Tim "Legs" Legler with a "can you believe this shit?" look on his face.  Sources say Bayless "de-wolfed" when a a quick thinking ESPN intern named Darren changed the topic on the teleprompter from LeBron James to college lacrosse.

Bayless de-wolfs in mid howlBayless seen here de-wolfing in mid-howl as a clearly 'over it' Stephen A. Smith looks on.


  1. Paolo X

    May 18, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    ESPN has yet to explain why the following bojacks are still on the air as if there is not better talent out there to replace their lame asses:

    Skip Bayless
    Stuart Scott
    Mike Tirico
    Dana Jacobson
    Tony Kornheiser
    Jeff Van Gundy

    Go work somewhere else already damnit!

  2. tamtam

    May 19, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    The only reason they’re there is cuz no other network worth their salt would hire these talentless putzes

  3. The original SROD

    May 22, 2012 at 11:25 am


    If you could only go back in time and warn ESPN that this “personality bigger than the story” style would hurt the quality of their programming. Would they have even listened back then?

  4. Paolo X

    May 22, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    Fuck no!

    Most of the East Coast media were then and are now too arrogant to change. ESPN didn’t even listen to TBL after that douche Cowherd helped launch them with his failed attempt at censorship; however, Cowherd came up with that show SportsNation as is based on the very same premise and similar mass audience.

    The only mainstream media television network that has changed at all is CNBC and that’s only because they became mainstream irrelevant after the financial bust in September 2008 and Jon Stewart roasted Rick Santelli’s and Jim Cramer’s lame butts rightfully afterwards. Most of CNBC’s on air talent left for somewhere else unlike all the other outlets where you see the same talking heads for the most part including ESPN.

    Fox News of course also rotates its folks a lot too and especially the Stepford Wives and blondes for business reasons. At least many of the douchebags are gone from there too.

    So long as all news and sports media are dominated out of New York or Washington in the US, expect not much to change no matter what the mass audience tells them.

    Long live The Mission and thanks also to Deadspin and TBL along with The Hernia and others!

  5. Paolo X

    June 3, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    Let’s not forget also the following two for sake of people working on ESPN on the air way too long for no good reason:

    Suzy Kolber
    Michael Wilbon
    Doris Burke

    And Chris Berman and Brett Musberger, it’s time to retire.

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