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Report: Albert Pujols now an awful baseball player
- Updated: May 2, 2012
The portly Angels first baseman is batting .208 with 5 RBIs, zero home runs and a putrid OPS that would even make little Jason Tyner cry. Cosmo Kramer's infamous words of "look away, I'm hideous" sound awfully poignant right about now. Frankly, so does the word awfully.
On the bright side, there are only nine years remaining on Al B. Sure's deal. Chin up, Angel fans.
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