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Bitter Beer Bosh makes storied Game 4 debut

Bitter Beer Bosh

Somewhere in the back room of a forgotten gym, ugly cyclist Floyd Landis senses his storied deal with Keystone Light might be coming to a tragic end thanks to a world class Bitter Beer Face from useless forward, Chris Bosh.

Or is the well-paid lizard simply mimicking a hungry Cliff Huxtable, complete with motor-like noises driven by a deep desire for a heaping hoagie?  That's the beauty of this tangent-filled photo, we'll never truly know.

[via @jose3030]

3 Comments

  1. The original SROD

    June 4, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    And, “the best part” is he’s gonna look worse as he gets older. We got that to look forward to, at least. What an unfortunate circumstance.

  2. Paolo X

    June 5, 2012 at 7:01 am

    Welcome back to form indeed Hernia!

    Of course don’t overlook that Bosh could have been just seriously constipated from bad beer with a massive hoagie he wolfed down in the locker room before the game.

  3. tamtam

    June 6, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    That or it’s an epic case of beer shits

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