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Report: Men across the world argue over which Olympic sport is the best to masturbate to…

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BONERTOWN, USA — Multiple sources have confirmed that 93.7% of all men on earth are currently engaged in a spirited debate over which Olympic sport is the best to choke the chicken to. The high-brow debate is predominantly taking place over email, Twitter, and in the wonderfully enlightened comment sections of blogs all across the masturbation superhighway, with millions of men already going on record and stating that they would "totally bone that one Chinese swimmer" or "pork that Swedish field hockey hottie with the tattoo".

Sadly, our sources have not been able to confirm if the statuesque Brasilian volleyball goddess Jaque would in turn bone any of your fat asses. 

5 Comments

  1. Paolo X

    July 31, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    As NBC Sports Network is looking for compelling content, and now they have access to it, well …is it hard to go wrong whenever you have athletic Brazilian chicks in bikinis? Get with the program NBC!

  2. kiiimiko

    August 5, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Not just men 😉

  3. Paolo X

    August 8, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    Hernia, I know it’s hot but please quit slacking off, as we need more hot Olympic ass.

    Most of NBC’s coverage made for soccer moms is feel-good ninnie horseshit as usual.

  4. Paolo X

    August 10, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Wow does the Olympic coverage really suck and hit new lows.

    NBC basically just wants its ninnie audience I guess.

    There is way too much talking by that windbag Bob Costas and of course it seems like there are never enough puff pieces by Mary Carillo, Ryan Seacrest, and Michelle Beadle. What a bunch of horseshit.

    Basically they are still covering the games like it is 1984. This is the last time I’ll bother watching any of it on NBC instead of through the BBC or other sources.

    FUCK YOU NBC!

  5. kiiimiko

    August 12, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    “There is way too much talking by that windbag”

    Oh the irony…

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