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Report: Men across the world argue over which Olympic sport is the best to masturbate to…
- Updated: July 30, 2012
BONERTOWN, USA — Multiple sources have confirmed that 93.7% of all men on earth are currently engaged in a spirited debate over which Olympic sport is the best to choke the chicken to. The high-brow debate is predominantly taking place over email, Twitter, and in the wonderfully enlightened comment sections of blogs all across the masturbation superhighway, with millions of men already going on record and stating that they would "totally bone that one Chinese swimmer" or "pork that Swedish field hockey hottie with the tattoo".
Sadly, our sources have not been able to confirm if the statuesque Brasilian volleyball goddess Jaque would in turn bone any of your fat asses.