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- Updated: October 13, 2012
Last week, our fearless leader Tim got to sit down and break bread with wrestling Jesus, Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster didn't hold back, but did threaten Tim with an Atomic Drop if he didn't let him have the last bread stick. Read the full interview here, but below are a couple of powerful snippets to get all you Hulkamaniacs moist.
– "He (Andre The Giant) ended up drinking 108 beers before he got back on the plane. And that was like you drinkin? a Diet Coke."
– "I just remember it was so bad, all of us got together to buy a can of deodorant for Bret Hart. He smelled like somebody from Europe that decided not to take a shower … I'm sure he's gonna love that."
– "You know, I met him (Mean Gene Okerlund) in Minneapolis when I was single back in the 80s and he and I ran around partying like crazy nutcases."
Finally, screw Obama and Romney. Vote Hogan.