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The Hernia goes one on one with Thunderlips
- Updated: October 13, 2012
Last week, our fearless leader Tim got to sit down and break bread with wrestling Jesus, Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster didn't hold back, but did threaten Tim with an Atomic Drop if he didn't let him have the last bread stick. Read the full interview here, but below are a couple of powerful snippets to get all you Hulkamaniacs moist.
– "He (Andre The Giant) ended up drinking 108 beers before he got back on the plane. And that was like you drinkin? a Diet Coke."
– "I just remember it was so bad, all of us got together to buy a can of deodorant for Bret Hart. He smelled like somebody from Europe that decided not to take a shower … I'm sure he's gonna love that."
– "You know, I met him (Mean Gene Okerlund) in Minneapolis when I was single back in the 80s and he and I ran around partying like crazy nutcases."
Finally, screw Obama and Romney. Vote Hogan.
Paolo X
October 13, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Congratulations Hernia on a fine interview. This is definitely an achievement to put in your trophy case.
Marv
October 14, 2012 at 1:46 am
Greeeeeat interview
Paolo X
October 16, 2012 at 10:41 am
Other questions for The Hernia for this legendary interview:
1) Did he ever call you “Bro-ther”?
2) What was for lunch? What did each of you order?
3) Did you get any looks from any curious hot chicks while you were doing the interview? Did you get her number later?
4) Did he ever answer with “Let me tell you something …”
5) How much did he swear if at all?
6) Was Hogan odorless or did he share any particular odor too?
7) Why won’t Hogan participate in these presidential debates anyway? Who seriously would stop him without harming their own candidates’ campaign? Did he even mention anything political?
kiiimiko
October 17, 2012 at 12:51 pm
I knew that was you in Hogan’s sex tape, Tim!