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@FiremanEd42: We hardly knew ye


Fireman Ed Twitter

As if last night's performance could get any worse, it seems that superfan Fireman Ed might have finally had enough of his J-E-T-S because he D-E-L-E-T-E-D his Twitter account.  Our guess is that this will be a Twitter-only hiatus, but if he is gone for good, we will always have this classic douche-off to remember the bulbous-headed assclown. 

We still find ourselves a little disappointed that Gang Green's resident tough guy decided to delete his Twitter account, though that might even be sadder than Fireman Ed's unfortunate existence.  Its' worth noting, however, that the Giants' 'License Plate Guy' would never puss out like this. 

Finally, we will leave you with the obligatory GIF that is currently breaking the internet.  This may have been the final straw:

Sanchez Rump Roast
[Sanchez rump roast via SB Nation]


  1. Paolo X

    November 23, 2012 at 10:51 am

    JETS fuckin’ have always sucked!

    And the whole country has to hear the Jets’ local fuckin’ homers on ESPN talk about them all the time! Good fuckin’ riddance and go fuck yourselves until next August when I am sure we will have to hear about the new QB and Jets’ team all over again!

    And Fireman Ed wears a Sanchez jersey? Seriously?

    Seriously if Mark Sanchez were never in New York, would we be hearing about him as much as we have had to do since their failed experiment with Brett Favre?

  2. TheSportsHernia

    November 25, 2012 at 6:43 am

    Paolo X for threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  3. Paolo X

    December 6, 2012 at 8:20 am

    “Still Jets’ starter, Sanchez out to prove himself”–nfl.html

    In another stroke of brilliance in New York journalism from the mental bubble the rest of us know as Manhattan, may we ask on behalf of dearly departed Fireman Ed, what the fuck was Sanchez then doing for the last four seasons?

    Someone please explain these fucks in New York. Do they really get close to smell their own shit like this as much as it looks like in this article? And why are the Jets the ONLY team ever covered like this in the “free” sports media beyond those classic fucks at ESPN?

    Examine if you will all the fine reporting in this article like

    ”I have to get this decision right,” [Rex] Ryan said, ”and I believe I have.”

    ”If he throws one interception, it doesn’t mean he’s going to get benched, necessarily,” Ryan said.

    But what about if there is another butt-fumble? What happens then.

    and in the highest of arrogant New York brilliance comes this jewel:
    ”This kind of thing affects people’s lives and careers,” Sanchez said. ”It’s not just, ‘Oh, man. Bummer.’ It’s not like that. This is serious.”

    To hell with the Jets! We can get on just fine with the rest!

  4. Paolo X

    December 11, 2012 at 12:07 am

    Ah we have now the smoking gun on those fucks and homers ESPN and the Jets!

    An ESPN executive tells his people to dial it down on Tebow!

    That’s right you dumb Jets fucks! Now maybe we don’t have to hear about your fuckin’ train wreck of a training camp next year either or your next supposed Joe Namath and on and on and on!

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