Sports Hernia Blog

Phil Jackson re-assembling coaching staff


As it looks more and more probable that the 'Zen Master' will be back on the Laker Bench (at least for home games) this season. The Hernia Mole uncovered a short 'To Do List' that Jackson left behind before exiting Laker facilities yesterday. Included on the note:

1. Find out the manufacturer of the giant whoopie cushion that Dwight Howard sits on

2. Assemble his coaching staff Anchorman style by blowing into Jeannie Buss' old diaphragm

3. Smoke a bone with Bill Walton in his backyeard Teepee

4. Finally return James Dolan's phone call

5. Poke Mike Brown on Facebook


  1. Paolo X

    November 12, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    Ah Hernia it’s time to dump this mole for sure.

    It’s either that or your get yourself a better fix this holiday season and try to stay off that bad hooch.

  2. AmyLou

    November 24, 2012 at 4:08 am

    Hi, Thanks for posting such things.Great! Keep on doing!!!

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