Sports Hernia Blog

Chipper Jones…

Chipper Jones Confused

... is still looking for an actual can of corn

… is upset with himself for faking the funk on a nasty dunk

… believes he discovered a rare dinosaur fossil

… is having a difficult time coping with retirement

… is stupid

… can't believe he can buy 2 CitiKitty toilet training kits for the price of one 

… was busy banging the Barbi twins in a supply closet during shop class

… is strangely fitting his basketball hoop for a casket

… is totally serious about helping congress w the whole fiscal cliff thing

… is dabbling in street art

… is very grateful he has elite hand/eye coordination

… is trapped in his garage

… will use giant medical instruments to revive the basketball pole 



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