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New Orleans Pelicans Don’t Fly

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News broke Wednesday that the New Orleans NBA team will
change its name from the Hornets to the Pelicans
While we realize that the name has significance since Louisiana's state bird is
the pelican and one appears on the state seal and flag, it's still highly
lame.  So we compiled some viable options the team should have considered:


* New Orleans Gumbo

* New Orleans Treme

* New Orleans Beads

* New Orleans Open Container

* New Orleans STDs

* New Orleans Street Urine

* New Orleans Flashers

* New Orleans Lenny Kravitzes

* New Orleans Regret

* New Orleans Stink Hole

* The NOLA YOLO

* New Orleans Boner Patrol

* New Orleans Swamp Ass

* New Orleans Booby Balconies

* The New Orleans Are You Still Speaking English?

* New Orleans Joe Francis Documented Rape Zone

* New Orleans George Bush Doesn't Care About Black
Peoples

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