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Laker Jesus

Basketball Jesus?  Yeah, No.  We assume this was taken on Christmas day and had something to do with putting the Christ back in Christmas.  This guy has a better chance of banging Paula Abdul.  Extra kudos for the Bro behind him who found Laker purple skinny jeans to match his untied, giant tounge hanging, limited edition Smush Parker Nikes.  Also, you live in LA … nice hat, dick.

[Photo via CNNSI] 


  1. Paolo X

    January 8, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    It’s obviously the return of Blessed Jesus Pasol of the Forum at Inglewood.

    You got it right Hernia about any such hat as worn anywhere from about Las Vegas and anywhere south of it out west, and for such a grievous sin there absolutely not be any forgiveness just like for anyone pretending to be any kind of Jesus who wears flip-flops instead of real sandals.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    January 12, 2013 at 11:01 am

    Great call on the ‘real sandals’. Weak attempt.

  3. Beesus77

    January 25, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    Speaking of Basketball Jesus , Derek Favors from the Utah Jazz has a tattoo on his arm of Jesus holding a basketball. It is pretty awesome.

  4. TheSportsHernia

    January 27, 2013 at 5:09 am

    Ha! Beesus rulez

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