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Circus, Rodeo and Other NBA Road Trips

Hipster Hippies

It's that time of year when a handful of NBA teams take
extended road trips because of special annual events in the their home
arenas.  Both the Lakers and Clippers are
on the road this weekend due to the Grammys, while other teams are affected by
similar events, which are oftentimes specific to their cities. 

Here's a quick list:

Los Angeles – The Grammys

Chicago Bulls – Ringling Bros. and Barnum
& Bailey Circus

San Antonio – Stock & Rodeo Show

Milwaukee – Home Brewers Guild Meeting

Minnesota – Gathering of the Juggalos

Miami – Over-sized Sunglass Convention

Sacramento – Some Pyramid Scheme hosted by the Maloofs

New Orleans – Herpes Week

Charlotte – Junior High School Basketball Finals (first
sellout for the arena all year)

Cleveland – Garbage Dump Convention

Orlando – Some Disney Bullshit

Portland – Piercing Parade

Boston – 3rd Annual Dance Gronkathon

Denver – Sticky Nugz Dank Review featuring String Cheese Incident, 311 and Ozomatli

Houston – It Just Smells Bad in

Detroit – Murder 

[Photo via Hipster Runoff]


  1. Paolo X

    February 10, 2013 at 11:42 am

    On Orlando and whenever you see “Florida” reported in national media.

    Florida is for the most part not really a state but rather a union of American colonies. Many folks in certain places even not on the beach act and live like they are in a hotel.

    That’s right on for Orlando regarding serious bullshit, as the Mouse runs that town and the entire “Space Coast” and the local douchebags really think folks from the rest of Florida give a shit about the Magic or the NBA.

    They are an arrogant bunch in Orlando too who think they are the capital of Florida but of course the rest of us always remind them they are not.

    They even dare to advertise here in the Tampa Bay area about “Your” Orlando Magic when no one here gives a rip about the NBA. Much of the rest of Florida also gets treated to lame-ass promos for the Miami Heat.

  2. Paolo X

    February 11, 2013 at 10:15 pm

    As she’s wearing a weak attempt at some disguise already, why doesn’t she show us her tits?

    It’s hard to tell much about them with that loose, cheap shirt on.

    What is that look of hers anyway? It she supposed to be some deadhead raver rollin’ on X like those other two douchebags?

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