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Eric Dickerson Would Also Prefer That Justin Bieber “Slow his ass down”

Eric Dickerson fires shot at 93-pound singer

Hall of Fame running back and failed sideline reporter Eric Dickerson
has quickly jumped into the Justin Bieber-Keyshawn Johnson handicap
match. The message? Slow your ass down, sweet pea.

Amazing. A retired NFL legend telling a 93-pound singer to stop driving his Ferrari so fast. This, folks, is Twitter at its absolute apex.

And since we're no
longer being treated to an NBA playoff game on a nightly basis, the birth of this
rapidly expanding rivalry between Justin Bieber and NFL retirees is nothing short of heaven sent.

We await Selena Gomez's biting retort with tremendous

[h/t TBL]


  1. Paolo X

    May 28, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    Twitter to the shitter – everyone thinks they are TMZ now so FUCK OFF and go fuck yourselves all your mindless tweeters!

  2. the original SROD

    June 1, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    “This is a neighborhood, not a residential district!”

    Man, I miss Richard Pryor.

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