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Randy Levine’s Sideburns Reportedly Attacked by Rogue Mini Lawnmower


The safe guess here is that the irate, venge-seeking lawnmower happens to be one of the many diehard Yankee fans that absolutely loathes the lifeless atmosphere in the new stadium, which sadly exists thanks in part to the fashionably paralyzed Randy Levine and his clouded ticket pricing strategy.

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