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Rory McIlroy is…

Rory Hair

… a Nintendo 8-bit crowd animation character that sprung to life

… auditioning for "Soul Man II"

… wearing a new "Dark Rough" toupee

… sitting on an invisible hemorrhoid doughnut

… daring the USGA to investigate him for hair-oid use

… a human Chia Pet

[Photo via Yahoo]

2 Comments

  1. Paolo X

    June 8, 2013 at 9:08 am

    “Soul Man II” and “human Chia Pet” ha ha ha …

  2. tomH

    June 11, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    …Frankie Valli

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