Sports Hernia Blog

Tiger Woods is…

Tiger Woods Rory McIlroy

… a month away from consulting Carlos Boozer and Deron Williams about his hair
… trying to impress that old Dan Majerle guy behind him
… mistaking Rory McIlroy's hair for a pack of cicadas
… desperately trying to cling to his youth… and the hope that the hot hotel masseuse has a 3 PM opening
… unaware that 'Wet Willies' is an ancient Gaelic mating ritual

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