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Report: Johnny Manziel is being represented by Champ Kind

Champ Manziel

The man on the right, Jim Darnell, is one half of Johnny Manziel’s legal dream team. We have a hunch that Jim & Jeep Darnell — no seriously, that’s JEEP glowing below — have no idea what it’s like to have their ten gallon hat feel five gallons flat.

Somewhere, fellow Texas lawyering legend Rusty Hardin is sitting in a hot tub of aged scotch snickering at these two while waiting for his assitant to return from the dry cleaners with a sea of urine-inspired suits.


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