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Samuel L. Jackson apparently portraying Balotelli
- Updated: October 9, 2013
Photos captured by the ever-crafty Hernia Mole on the set of Samuel L. Jackson's latest film indicate that he will be playing the role of Italian soccer bad boy Mario Balotelli.
Just for the record, Mario Balotelli is not this guy…
Mario Batali, of course, will be played by the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, doused in red wine, pork belly and wearing orange Crocs.