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Samuel L. Jackson apparently portraying Balotelli

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Photos captured by the ever-crafty Hernia Mole on the set of Samuel L. Jackson's latest film indicate that he will be playing the role of Italian soccer bad boy Mario Balotelli. 

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Just for the record, Mario Balotelli is not this guy…

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Mario Batali, of course, will be played by the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, doused in red wine, pork belly and wearing orange Crocs.

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