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Scott Hartnell either cut his flowing locks or gave 25 Cabbage Patch Kids a haircut

Scott Hartnell hair 

So which is it? To be perfectly honest, it kind of looks like the Brawny Paper Towel Guy opted to shave his pubes for the first time in his life.

You may now dry-heave like a crushed Lloyd Christmas.

[via Deadspin]