Sports Hernia Blog

Merry Christmas from Clark, Uncle Lewis, Cousin Eddie & the Sports Hernia

Happy Holidays

The Sports Hernia would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, a Joyous Festivus, and of course, a sexy Gluteus Maximus.  

Hopefully by now, Uncle Lewis has unapologetically lit multiple Christmas trees on fire, Cousin Eddie has belly-flopped into the heavily spiked egg nog, Randy and Ralphie are laughing like spastic hyenas, Beavis and Butt-Head are finishing up their leg of Santa's delivery route, and that the turkey is "just a little dry."