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Troy Polamalu shaves head and changes diet
- Updated: February 8, 2014
Maybe now we'll hear his name called during a Steelers game. We were sick of that stupid Head & Shoulders campaign anyway.
Serious note: Fuck you to the jerkoff in the Sketchers laughing at this whole scene. Nice hoodie bro.