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Report: Ron Duguay Will Be Mocking Your #DadBod Tomorrow

In preparation for tomorrow night’s game seven, dashing New York Rangers analyst Ron Duguay will reportedly be paying a visit to your wife while you are reluctantly participating in a two-hour international conference call with that chatty sales team in Austin, Texas, and those snooty folks in France.

Additionally, Duguay plans to point to your most recent family photo on the mantel and joke with your wife about the ironic #Dadbod craze right before he pushes the love of your life to the edge of ecstasy, featuring a slick combination of moves he learned from Bruce Willis and Jerry Seinfeld.

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