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Sam the Eagle Disciple Spotted at Walmart

Look at this beautiful creature. Just look at him. Clad in splashes of Sam the Eagle’s signature sky blue, to go along with obscenely explosive neck hair that boldly matches the famed Muppet’s glamorous feather necklace. Throw in Anthony Davis’s unibrow and we somehow have ourselves a nearly perfect match.

From a historic standpoint, this very well might serve as the most touching nod to a shining star since an emotional Jerry Wainwright paid tribute to the late Hooch, of Turner & Hooch fame, back in 2009.

Jerry-Wainwright-Hooch

And thus, there’s your sports tie-in, making this a legitimate sports-related post. Carry on.

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Editor’s Note: If we later learn that this man’s name is in fact, Sam, the internet should be shut down forever.

[via PeopleofWalmart.com]

One Comment

  1. my67falcon

    July 31, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    He’s actually a really nice guy. Retired military and use to be a grocery bagger at the Whiteman AFB commissary. He is a spot on twin of Sam the Eagle though.

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