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Five Thirty Eight Sets Internet Ablaze With Shocking Report
- Updated: June 22, 2015
We know that Five Thirty Eight’s ‘think tank’ mentality can get pretty cerebral, but they really can feast on themselves with this no-shit headline and article. The thought-provoking, mind bender of a piece was written by somebody named Hannah FINGERHUT (sorry, but we refuse to stop mocking people’s names). This happened to be Miss Fingerhut’s first piece on the website and, thanks to her, we learned that “dads can also reap psychological rewards by contributing financially to their families as breadwinners, according to other research.”
Wow. That’s some rich stuff. Certainly a takeaway to keep in a safe place.
Even more exciting — thanks to multiple sources within the industry — we’re hearing that Five Thirty Eight has a list in their non-gmo, gluten-free, cage-free lunch room calling for writers to cover the following:
July 4th — Fireworks Are Nice
Young Golfers Dress Colorfully
Beer Tastes Better Cold
Some Kids Don’t Want Summer To End
Baseball Games Are Long
Water Is Pretty Wet
Taylor Swift Writes Songs
Dwight Howard Can’t Shoot Free Throws
Swimming Can Be Fun
Vacations and Why We Take Them
Print Media Might Be Dead
Being Nice to People is Nice
Seinfeld Was a Classic Television Show
We. Can. Not. Wait.
