Sports Hernia Blog

Detroit Lions Take Sucking to An All New Level

So it looks like the Detroit sports scene has officially hit rock bottom, now that they are now auctioning off a Barry Sanders’s signed urinals. Even if you’re a Lions fan but nit crazy about the aloof Sanders, a urinal — any urinak — just feels right.

Not since the overly brave Scott Mitchell christened a shitter, or when Herman Moore autographed copy of Big Boobs Magazine in front of aroused Wayne Fontes have we seen such selflessness