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Papi goes glove shopping after being voted starting 1st baseman
(BOSTON, MA) — David Ortiz was seen shopping for a baseball glove at the local Sports Authority...
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Kruk’s hair stuck in a monsterous slump
Given the amazing action we’ve seen in John Kruk’s hair this season, from the Giambi/Melrose mullet to...
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Proctor forgets to include pitching arm in dugout bonfire
Unfortunately for Yankee fans the right arm of Scott Proctor was not included in the blazing inferno....
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Report: Percival to add nothing to Cardinals bullpen
"It’ll be nice to get right back to where I left off two years ago," said a...
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Bud Selig finally admits relation to Sam the Eagle
In the midst of the ever intriguing steroid mystery in Major League Baseball and the upcoming rectal...
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Chris Young and Derrek Lee pay homage to classic NBA slugfests
The Cubs’ Derrek Lee and the Padres’ Chris Young came to blows this weekend Three Stooges style,...
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Baseball Tonight introduces creepy ‘Point-Counterpoint’ segment
The lovely producers of Baseball Tonight were nice enough to bring us a special, technologically advanced segment...
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God himself comes down to pinch-hit, breaks up Schilling’s ‘no-no
God (above center) points his way to Oakland. (HERNIA HEADQUARTERS) — The SportsCenter-media blitz-assman parade wasn’t to...
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Great Moments in Grown Men in Uniforms Fighting
With the recent explosions of Lou Pinella and some nutjob in the minor leagues, The SportsHernia takes...
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Fox’s Rosenthal makes latest pop-up in video game
Ken Rosenthal (right) has been popping up in odd places. (HERNIA HEADQUARTERS) — Anyone who has seen...