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Baseball
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Irabugawa era off to rough start
_________________________ _________________________ <— Kei IRABUgawa, 12.60 ERA, has not exactly put Yankee fans at ease. Thus far,...
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Hernia Exclusive: Tycoons bidding on Cubs revealed
Hernia breaking news: After weeks of investigating various leaks and leads, The Sports Hernia is finally willing...
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Nationals calling on Sweetchuck to take stab at Short
After starting their 3rd different shortstop in the 3rd game of season, Manny Acta (apparently the team’s...
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ESPN producers strongly considering Tetris music as sole voice of Sunday Night baseball
No more of this… Could mean a lot more of this (sadly, a remarkable improvement)…
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Confused Devil Rays actually building a website
The puzzling $24 million construction project could take up to 208 weeks, making the site literally live...
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John Kruk kicks off 2007 season telling stylist to “give me the Melrose with a splash of Giambi”
John Kruk, seen here on Baseball Tonight, gets pumped up for the season flashing his new, arrogant...
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A look ahead into the 2007 baseball season
The Hernia genie took a look into it’s crystal ball this past week, albeit after several Vodka-combovers,...
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Sox Fan has Messsage of Encouragement for Disgraced Yankee Exec
Dorchester, MA – When interviewed for his thoughts on NY Yankee Executive Steve Swindal’s recent problems, Naval...
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Wood on the DL?
(CHICAGO, IL) — With less than a week until opening day the Cubs got a shocking, unfamiliar...
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MLB Preview Issue of The Sports Hernia is up on the main page…
The controversial MLB Preview issue of the Sports Hernia is UP on the MAIN PAGE. Inside you...