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Baseball
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Sosa arrives to camp amid rampant gayroid rumors
Sammy takes a quick spin to his 1st manicure
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Breaking News: Jeter gave back BFF bracelet ‘years ago’
Yankee camp was rocked again this morning when Alex Rodriguez revealed that Jeter had in fact given...
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New York Mets to wear a different uniform for every game in 2007
(NEW YORK, NY) — The New York Mets have vowed to become the first team ever to...
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Insert insulting headline here
A-Rod has allergic reaction to new bronzer, explodes A-Rod scoffs at reporter after being accused of using...
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The real Hall of Fame controversy
3 votes for fuckin’ Dante Bichette?!?! (see stunning proof here, bottom right) Hernia plea: Change the voting...
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Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds’ shrunken balls set to tour with The California Raisins
After already reeling from the shocking MLB computer study that revealed balls used in 1998 were juiced,...
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Sports Hernia Exclusive: Feds list of MLB steroid users unveiled…
The Sports Hernia mole has uncovered the FBI’s list of MLB steroid abusers and there are more...
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D-Backs get randy, demand another round with Big Unit
The possibilities are endless… D-backs determined to yank Johnson Yanks set to deal old Johnson with young...
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Most shocking headline of the day
CBS Sportsline and Scott Miller simply pouring it on with breaking news from camp Boras: Boras working...
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Griffey Jr. breaks wrist while shaking hands with Chris Chandler
Oft injured Reds outfielder Ken Griffey Jr. will have his left hand in a cast for...